I was extremely bored in Alegbra class last Friday, so I pulled out a notebook and started writing down things I heard. If you are even interested, here ya go!
"X^2 times x^2. Isn't that right here? Properties of exponents. Okay, problem number nineteen. But again, if you're confused, use the F.O.I.L. method. 2 times the first term times the second term. 4y^2+4y^2. Any other questions on that side?"
"Can you do problem 21?"
"Multiply the numerators, multiply the denominators. 2 times the two terms multiplied together. Or in other words: 2 times 2 equals 4. 4 times 4 equals 16. Put in descenting order, and see that the second term in a negative?"
"The middle terms will ALWAYS cancel out. x times x, y times y. So finally, I get x squared+4x+-4x+-16. The middle two cancel out because a negative plus a positive is a ZERO! That's the answer. Product, you're going to multiply. -1 times a positive 1. There's the next answer. Again, I'm just picking certain ones."
Side conversations:
"Have you ever tried melting Starbursts in a microwave?"
"No, but I've put a cactus in a blender before!"
"Are you gonna turn that in Alex?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. I wasn't paying attention."
"Eli, QUIT!"
Yeah, so basically, it's my least favorite part of the day. Blah, blah, blah, poor Sophia, right? Well, whatever. Skip you. (: Hey, Mr. Gatson can turn any kid from this:
to this:
I wish I could just tell him how bad his class is. His Jamacian accent is so annoying, he rambles on..and on..and on.., AND HE HATES ANSWERING QUESTIONS! What a great teacher! *In case the sarcasm didn't come across the screen, it is intended to be inserted here.*
Anyways, if you have had any bad teacher experiences, share them below. Spring Break is really making me appreciate my home life..... aaaaahhhh. *That was a sigh of relief, not a poorly capatalized scream, by the way*
Song for this post is Lollipop by MIKA
"X^2 times x^2. Isn't that right here? Properties of exponents. Okay, problem number nineteen. But again, if you're confused, use the F.O.I.L. method. 2 times the first term times the second term. 4y^2+4y^2. Any other questions on that side?"
"Can you do problem 21?"
"Multiply the numerators, multiply the denominators. 2 times the two terms multiplied together. Or in other words: 2 times 2 equals 4. 4 times 4 equals 16. Put in descenting order, and see that the second term in a negative?"
"The middle terms will ALWAYS cancel out. x times x, y times y. So finally, I get x squared+4x+-4x+-16. The middle two cancel out because a negative plus a positive is a ZERO! That's the answer. Product, you're going to multiply. -1 times a positive 1. There's the next answer. Again, I'm just picking certain ones."
Side conversations:
"Have you ever tried melting Starbursts in a microwave?"
"No, but I've put a cactus in a blender before!"
"Are you gonna turn that in Alex?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. I wasn't paying attention."
"Eli, QUIT!"
Yeah, so basically, it's my least favorite part of the day. Blah, blah, blah, poor Sophia, right? Well, whatever. Skip you. (: Hey, Mr. Gatson can turn any kid from this:
to this:
I wish I could just tell him how bad his class is. His Jamacian accent is so annoying, he rambles on..and on..and on.., AND HE HATES ANSWERING QUESTIONS! What a great teacher! *In case the sarcasm didn't come across the screen, it is intended to be inserted here.*Anyways, if you have had any bad teacher experiences, share them below. Spring Break is really making me appreciate my home life..... aaaaahhhh. *That was a sigh of relief, not a poorly capatalized scream, by the way*
Song for this post is Lollipop by MIKA
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